
It’s Time To Head Out
Thanks to all that took a look and especially those that commented. It’s been fun.
It’s Time To Head Out
Thanks to all that took a look and especially those that commented. It’s been fun.
Creaky but fun crime movie with Edward G.Robinson as the head of a phony spiritualism racket and Claudette Colbert as a phony medium. Robinson is trying out the chops that would lead to 1933’s classic “Little Caesar.”
The movie is also a piece of history as it marks the sound debut of Robinson and Colbert.
The Fox (Edward G.Robinson) heads a racket that combines a medium, wealthy clients and jewel robbery. The medium is Madam Mystera. The rest of the gang is Jim, Goofy and a carnival geek named Dogboy.
Things are going well until an El crash kills Madam Mystera. Since her face was always veiled Fox orders Goofy to put on the veil and masquerade as Mystera. Fox identified her body in the morgue. Instead of the large drawers seen in most movies and TV shows this morgue stores bodies in what look like Murphy beds that pull out of the wall.
Into their headquarters walks Jean Oliver (Claudette Colbert). She wants a job. She was the companion to an elderly woman named Ramsey. Ramsey’s son fell for her so Mom planted some jewels in Jean’s luggage and reported them stolen. Jean got sent up for four years.
Fox shows her the racket as he decides to hire Jean as the new Madam Mystera. Jean says her ambition is to kidnap the young granddaughter of Mrs.Ramsey. She doesn’t want any ransom she just wants to raise her to become a liar and a thief and then throw it in Ramsey’s face when the girl gets caught.
At police headquarters, reporter Gordon Grant tells the chief he’s going to visit Madam Mystera’s place. He wants to expose the racket. He knew Jean since they were kids but doesn’t see through her veil. Jean’s plan succeeds as they kidnap little Marcia from, Central Park.
Mrs. Ramsey goes to the police station and a reluctant chief talks to her. Gordon is there too and sites an article that says Jean Oliver has been confirmed dead in the El accident. Fox succeeded to switching identities with Madam Mystera…until now. Ramsey has a letter from the kidnapper. Gordon recognizes Jean’s handwriting. Mrs. Ramsey says they should pay a visit to Madam Mystera where she’ll pose as a client.
Meanwhile, Fox and Jean are at a nightclub. Fox proposes to her but she drops it on him that she doesn’t feel the same towards him.
There’s some strange stuff to come before the wrap up. If the movie didn’t have the early Robinson and Colbert it wouldn’t have been worth it but that duo makes it early Hollywood history that film buffs should see.
Edward G.Robinson-Claudette Colbert
Good representation of the era. It features crooner Russ Columbo and the legendary Texas Guinan. There’s some singing from Constance Cummings backed by the Abe Lyman band. Blossom Seely plays Constance’s pal Sybil Smith. The movie has gangsters, dancers, Walter Winchell and…chickens.
Look fast for Lucille Ball in a beach scene and Ann Sothern in a blink and you’ll miss her bit as a chorus girl. Eddie Foy,Jr. appears as a singer-dancer. Other familiar faces of the era include Dennis O’Keefe and Wheeler Oakman. Mary Gordon who would gain fame as Mrs.Hudson in the Basil Rathbone-Nigel Bruce Sherlock Holmes series has a quick bit as a cleaning woman.
It’s a simple storyline about gangster Frank Rocci (Paul Kelly) and his childhood pal Joan Whalen (Constance Cummings). Frank runs a protection racket aimed at the American Poultry Association. Frank finds out Joan’s mother died and Joan needs a job.
He sets her up at the Klub Kaley. It’s owned by Tex Kaley (Texas Guinan) who is also the hostess. It doesn’t take much for Frank to intimidate Max Mefoofski (Gregory Ratoff) to give Joan the starring role in the club’s show. Max thinks he’s a great showmen and puts the performers through their paces. No surprise. Joan’s a hit.
Frank sets Joan up in a Park Avenue apartment…that is until a rival gangster tossed some machine gun bullets through the window. The next day Frank hustles Joan and Sybil onto a plane bound for Miami. Sybil is the girlfriend of Frank’s number one man Chuck. He keeps a gun on top of his head under his hat.
A bored Sybil drops her room key on purpose to attract a date. She ends up with Peanuts Dinwiddle. They take Joan to the showroom where she can’t help but spot bandleader-crooner Clark Brian (Russ Columbo.) Yes, sparks fly and love is in the air. Back in New York Frank has taken care of his rival and taken another on as a business partner. He’s feeling good and calls Joan to tell her to come back.
On a Miami beach Big Mouth Louis sees Joan and Clark. He has two babes with him. One is Lucille Ball. Louis thinks Clark gave him the high hat and sends a telegram to Frank. Chuck tries to hide it but Frank grabs it. On the phone Joan tells Frank she and Sybil are going to Havana before she returns. Okay with him…until he sees the telegram. He calls her right back and orders her to return. She does…but not after a lip lock with the smitten Clark.
Back in New York Joan tells Frank that Clark doesn’t mean anything to her and he buys it. Then….Clark walks out on his contract in Miami and shows up at the Club Kaley.
There are some good twists and turns to come and make this one a good movie to seek out
Russ Columbo was one of the most popular crooners of the era and rivaled Bing Crosby. Columbo died in a bizarre accidental shooting at age twenty-xix.
Constance Cummings-Russ Columbo
[2:49] 1. Nat King Cole – I Found A Million Dollar Baby (In A Five And Ten Cent Store)
[2:36] 2. Ray Anthony & His Orchestra – Chattanooga Choo Choo
[2:53] 3. Bobby Darin – You’ll Never Know
[2:22] 4. Dakota Staton – September In The Rain
[2:39] 5. Helen Forrest – I Had The Craziest Dream
[3:07] 6. The Four Freshmen – Lulu’s Back In Town
[3:09] 7. Ethel Ennis – Serenade In Blue
[2:59] 8. Chet Baker – There Will Never Be Another You
[2:12] 9. Nancy Wilson – The More I See You
[3:10] 10. Nat King Cole Trio – I’ll String Along With You
[3:02] 11. Al Belletto – Jeepers Creepers
[2:56] 12. Ann Richards – Lullaby Of Broadway
[3:01] 13. Time-Life Orchestra – At Last
[2:09] 14. June Christy – I Know Why (And So Do You)
[1:32] 15. Count Basie – With Plenty Of Money And You
[3:35] 16. Dinah Shore – I Only Have Eyes For You
[2:26] 17. The Four Freshmen – On The Atchison, Topeka & The Santa Fe
[2:41] 18. Peggy Lee – You’re Getting To Be A Habit With Me
[3:00] 19. Nat King Cole – An Affair To Remember
Woody Allen’s first movie is his take off on the secret agent genre. He’s taken the Japanese spy movie,”International Secret Police:Key Of Keys” and turned it on its head. It’s loaded with babes,bullets,action and…laughs.
The movie opens with a lot action and then…there’s Woody explaining that he’s been asked to do the definitive spy movie. He re-dubbed the Japanese movie using his voice along with Louise Lasser and a number of other American actors. Now back to the movie. The Lovin’ Spoonful provide the music and even appear a couple times on screen.
A girl escapes from prison and by mistake ends up in a car driven by Phil Moscowitz. As things move along Phil is captured and taken to meet the head of a country that is so new that it isn’t on the map. The ruler wants Phil to find the secret recipe for the world’s best egg salad. He’ll have a couple female assistants.
Phil has competition in the form of Wing Fat. Wing is on the gambling boat of Shepard Wong. Wong stole the recipe and Wing gets it and even takes Wong’s picture. He says when developed Wong will be naked and Wing says he’s going to show it everywhere. He escapes to a waiting boat.
Before the movie goes much further Woody shows up. He’s asked to explain the movie so far because it’s complicated. He refuses. Back to the movie.
You’ll see a nutcase with a pet cobra who can’t stop trying to sound like Peter Lorre and even the villain tries his hand at W.C.Fields. There are a number of very funny and ridiculous scenes to come as the competition for the recipe heats up.
It may wear on you after the first hour but there’s only nineteen minutes to go. It’s worth the trip.
Safecracker Suki and super spy Phil are in trouble
CD 1:
01. Some Of These Days (3:08)
02. After You’ve Gone (2:44)
03. I Ain’t Got Nobody (2:25)
04. One Sweet Letter From You (2:41)
05. Fifty Million Frenchmen Can’t Be Wrong (2:45)
06. Blue River (3:03)
07. I Ain’t Takin’ Orders From No One (2:59)
08. What’ll You Do (2:43)
09. There’ll Be Some Changes Made (2:59)
10. The Man I Love (2:52)
11. My Pet (2:59)
12. ‘Cause I Feel Low Down (3:07)
13. Oh! You Have No Idea (2:49)
14. Stay Out Of The South (2:49)
15. There’s Something Spanish In My Eyes (2:50)
16. Virginia (2:51)
17. He’s Tall, Dark And Hansdome (2:30)
18. My Yiddishe Momme (2:48)
19. I Know That My Baby Is Cheating On Me (2:47)
20. Conversational Man (2:54)
21. He Hadn’t Up Till Yesterday (2:54)
22. Is He The Boy Friend (2:18)
23. Aren’t Women Wonderful (2:42)
24. I’m Doin’ What I’m Doin’ For Love (3:03)
25. He’s A Good Man To Have Around (3:20)
26. I’m Feathering A Nest (2:55)
27. I’m The Last Of The Red Hot Mammas (1:47)
CD 2:
01. That’s What I Call Sweet Music (2:38)
02. I Don’t Want To Get Thin (2:44)
03. Moanin’ Low (2:53)
04. Follow A Star (3:33)
05. I Never Can Think Of The Words (2:58)
06. If Your Kisses Can’t Hold The Man You Love (3:28)
07. That’s Where The South Begins (3:22)
08. Washin’ The Blues From My Soul (3:45)
09. That Man Of My Dreams (3:44)
10. Too Much Lovin’ (2:02)
11. Hollywood Will Never Be The Same (2:45)
12. Makin’ Wicky-Wacky Down In Waikiki (3:14)
13. What Good Am I Without You (3:38)
14. That’s Something To Be Thankful For (2:13)
15. Stay At Home Papa (2:39)
16. Louisville Lady (2:45)
17. April In Paris (4:07)
18. No One Man Is Ever Going To Worry Me (3:02)
19. Life Begins At Forty (3:06)
20. When A Lady Meets A Gentleman Down South (2:56)
21. Foolin’ With The Other Woman’s Man (3:18)
22. You’ll Have To Swing It (2:25)
23. The Lady Is A Tramp (3:03)
24. The Bigger The Army And The Navy (2:09)
25. Some Of These Days (2:47)
An absolute lost gem that stars Jack Klugman and Henry Silva as a Mafia hit team sent to France to bump off someone who could blow the whistle if he testifies before a Senate committee investigating organized crime. This is a must see. It’s all done to the Jazzy soundtrack by Hubert Rostaing.
There’s a lot at stake and the mob boss isn’t taking any chances. Rudy Hamberg (Eddie Constantine) has been living in France under the assumed name Hamberg. The boss is afraid that Rudy might testify against the organization at the Senate hearings and that could bring their multi million dollar construction operation down.
A hit team has been given the contract. One is Schaft (Henry Silva). The other is Ben(Jack Klugman). Phil demands to get the contract and is told Schaft has to go with him. Phil say his former friend Rudy ruined his sister’s life and he wants revenge. He has to give up a percentage to Ben and then they’re off to Paris.
In Paris Phil doesn’t understand anything about the culture and could care less. Schaft notices someone keeping any eye on them and tricks the tail and gets him out of the way. Meanwhile Rudy is trying to get his girlfriend Sylvia (Elsa Martinelli) out of the way. He doesn’t tell her why he has to go to a remote location. When she shows up he tells her to get in the car and leave. She’s steamed and drives off.
Phil has Rudy’s address and he and Schaft start driving out there. The two have a conversation about what it’s like to be a hit man. Schaft has pride in his work and admits he doesn’t like Phil. He says anyone who would kill a friend is a rat. This is a very interesting sequence that’s rarely if ever seen in movies of this type. As they continue on their journey Rudy is setting up his defense. Schaft and Phil don’t know he’s been warned.
The last half hour is just great. Silva and Klugman are terrific and there’s so much to like about this movie it is well worth hunting it up.
Henry Silva-Jack Klugman
A locksmith if coerced into making keys for a safety deposit box. He’s caught between two gangsters. The movie is based on the novel “The Lock And The Key” by mystery writer Frank Gruber. The movie has a lot more dull spots than suspenseful moments and would have been better as a half hour TV episode.
Gangster Willis Trent hires locksmith Tommy Dancer (William Campbell) to make a key for a footlocker. When Tommy gets to Trent’s place a party is going on. Tommy doesn’t know this is a test of his ability. He easily makes the key and Trent tells him to enjoy himself at the party.
He spots a knockout blonde names Flo (Anita Ekberg) but she’s occupied with lawyer Earl Farraday. So he tries to chat up Betty Turner (Karen Sharpe). That doesn’t work because Farraday says she’s his girl. Farraday warns Tommy if he’s looking for trouble he’s going about it the right way.
Tommy walks past a crying Betty outside. She drives him home and goes into his place. She tells him she’s twenty-three and lives in Beverly Hills with her parents who give her anything she wants. He tries to put a lip lock on her and she takes off.
The next morning Trent stops by Tommy’s apartment. His minion, boxer Louie (Mike Mazurki) is with him. Trent offers Tommy five grand to make keys for a safety deposit box. He turns him down.
Betty left her mink stole at Tommy’s and he goes to her place to return it. She puts the freeze on but that doesn’t last long. Meanwhile Trent and Louis are in Farraday’s office. In walks rival gangster Paul DeCamp. DeCamp tells Trent that he’s moved up from the gutter when the two of them were in business together. He warns him to leave town.
Tommy and Betty are starting to fall for each other. That night they go to the closed Hollywood Bowl. They don’t know Louis is following them. After they both go to their homes Tommy is worked over by Louis who leaves the five grand behind. Betty is confronted by a drunk Farraday. He spills the beans. He says Trent paid him to romance Flo. She’s DeCamp’s girlfriend. Farraday was supposed to get the number of Paul’s safety deposit box and the name of his bank.
The next day Tommy goes to Trent’s place. When Trent opens the door Tommy punches him out and tosses the five grand at him. Trent tells him he’ll have Louis take care of Betty’s face if he doesn’t do the job.
Tommy goes to the bank and buys a safety deposit box. In the vault he makes keys for DeCamp’s box. After that he’s confronted by gangster Herbie (Paul Fix). He says the box contains two hundred thousand bucks and they can split it. Tommy says no. When Tommy goes to deliver the keys he spots Betty and Farraday. He doesn’t know that Betty was trying to protect him and before she can see him he leaves and goes back to the bank where he robs the box. He just bought himself a lot of trouble.
The movie just isn’t believable and the gangsters come off as pale imitations of movie gangsters and makes this one to skip.
William Campbell-Karen Sharpe
Comedy where the jokes come fast and it’s easy to miss some of them. The lines are delivered as parts of normal conversation as opposed to being exaggerated and that makes them funny. All they wanted was a quiet time at a country cottage and do some fishing. That peace doesn’t last long as out heroes get involved with the neighbors.
Brigadier General Sir Donald Rowley (Tom Walls) and his nephew Sydney (Ralph Lynn) stay at a quiet cottage. While Sir Donald fishes Sydney makes some moves on Mrs.Barbara Rivers. He soon changes targets when he meets her stepdaughter Eileen (Lesley Wareing).
Meanwhile at the creek Mr.Rivers tells Sir Donald that he’s fishing on his property and to get to his side. Sir Donald’s not putting up with that and tells him if he bothers him again he’ll toss him in the water.
Barbara and Eileen are talking about Sydney coming on to them and Mr.Rivers overhears. He heads over to the cottage. Sir Donald tells him Sydney is from fighting stock so he better watch himself. Then he literally uses his foot to kick him out.
Mr.Rivers niece Diane has been touch. Rivers thinks she wants money and he’s going to London to tell her directly that she’s not getting any. River’s brother died in jail and an accountant named Murlow was involved and spent a year in prison. Diane’s brother is hiding out somewhere and Murlow wants to find him. He’s been following Diane around and she takes off for the cottage. Mr.Rivers doesn’t know she’s on her way and leaves to go see her.
The next arrival is Sir Donald’s secretary Duck. He has a bunch of papers for him to sign. Now things aren’t so quiet any more. Murlow is sneaking around and Sydney is told to take care of him. Confusion reigns as Sydney accidentally makes a heavy vase fall onto Murlow. Sir Donald and Duck are going to take the body and dump it. But when they get back inside Sydney had hit Rivers on the head and he’s knocked out. No one knew he was back. Sir Donald and Duck grab his body without looking to see who it is.
That’s how this movie goes and the one liners continue throughout. Some of them may not have been able to get through the American code to anyone listening carefully. That of course makes it fun. It’s old fashioned comedy that will appeal to anyone looking for some early movie laughs.
Lesley Wareing-Ralph Lynn-Herbert Lomas
Good drama that follows what happens to three women as they’re released from prison. They have to start over in London. There’s Monica Marsden. Her boyfriend David tricked her into coming along on a burglary. When the cops closed in he took off leaving her to take the fall. Stella Jarvis is a hooker with an innocent boyfriend. Lastly there’s Granny Quilliam who has fifteen shoplifting convictions.
All three give excellent performances including the twenty year old Joan Collins. Special mention has to be made about Kathleen Harrison. She is terrific. Stage actress Yvonne Mitchell is also in top form.
Monica (Yvonne Mitchell) wants them all to meet that night for a champagne dinner. Granny can’t wait to bring Johnny to an exclusive restaurant. Monica and Granny (Kathleen Harrison) hop on the subway. A man named Mr.Gregory tries to pick up Monica. He insists she meet him that night for dinner. She has no plans on taking him up on it and says her name is Stella. Monica goes to a girlfriend’s place. She says she hopes Monica doesn’t plan on seeing David again for more trouble.
She goes job hunting afraid her prison record will be held against her. One firm takes a chance on her. Things look good until she goes back to her place and there’s David at the door. He throws on the charm and she falls for it again. He proposes a night at the theatre after her dinner with the ladies.
Granny is on her way back to her former residence. Along the way she tries to resist shoplifting. Her former landlady lets her back in and now she can’t wait to see Johnny. Here he comes. Johnny is a dog. Her next stop is to see her daughter Lila who is not happy to see her. Her granddaughter has a different reaction. Lila lies about where they have to go but the granddaughter lets the cat out of the bag. They take off and Granny heads back to keep the dinner date.
While all of the above is going on Stella (Joan Collins) is with her boyfriend Bob. He’s a bus conductor and waited for her outside the prison. She asks to stay with him but he’s prim and proper. Besides his landlady wouldn’t let it happen. He gives her money to get a room in a nice part of town. They’ll get married next week. Meanwhile she looks up her former associates.
They all meet at the restaurant…..the three women and Johnny. After a nice time Monica is off to the theatre with David. Mr.Gregory spots her and yells after her calling “Stella.” Stella straightens all that out and the two take off for a night of fun. She needs it because she spent the money Bob gave her for a room on a pair of earrings.
Granny goes to a pub with Johnny. When she goes to the Ladies the entrance door opens and Johnny goes outside. Earlier his name tag fell off and he doesn’t have any ID. Granny searches all over town.
Stella is doing the town with Mr.Gregory while Bob waits. Gregory is stoned and has a fat wallet. Stella doesn’t miss that. She’s happy Bob is patient and was still waiting for her.
Monica and David arrive at the theatre. Turns out the show she’s going to see is not on stage.
A sequence in the last fifteen minutes is loaded with suspense. This is a good one to look for.
Kathleen Harrison played Alice Thursday is one of Britain’s better sitcoms, “Mrs. Thursday” (1966-67).
Kathleen Harrison-Yvonne Mitchell-Joan Collins